I once tried to make a sheep but it looked more like a toaster.

The sheep was going to stand in a field and eat flowers or grass or whatever sheeps eat (I was going to research this..) but when I made the sheep body it looked more like a toaster so instead I made a toaster.

And who cares about a toaster if it cannot toast. so I spent all of a Monday trying to set up an attribute that was in charge of the toasting. I really wish I had some formal training... this took too long to do such a trivial task! but I am really proud that I didn't give up so easily like when I gave up making a sheep:

And a final render:

oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.

I am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.

if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why I didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.

also, here is a picture of my cat:

maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"

but do not worry I will not post another picture of my cat.

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