oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.

stephen eggers

i am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.

if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why i didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.

also, here is a picture of my cat:

kitty eggers

maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"

but do not worry i will not post another picture of my cat.

oh my goodness

you have stumbled upon some computer generated images

i tried to make a sheep but it looked more like a toaster

the sheep was going to stand in a field and eat flowers or grass or whatever sheeps eat (i was going to research this..) but when i made the sheep body it looked more like a toaster so instead i made a toaster.

toaster

and who cares about a toaster if it cannot toast. so i spent all of a monday trying to set up an attribute that was in charge of the toasting. i really wish i had some formal training... this took too long to do such a trivial task! but i am really proud that i didn't give up so easily like when i gave up making a sheep:

toaster uptoaster up

toaster downtoaster down

and a final render:

toaster final render