oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.

stephen eggers

i am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.

if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why i didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.

also, here is a picture of my cat:

kitty eggers

maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"

but do not worry i will not post another picture of my cat.

oh my goodness

you have stumbled upon some photos that i took

kite flying and sun shine

here are some hipsters, this is what they look like up close

bike ride hipsters

here is one from the north. he traps and eats small animals. he traps them with his fierce look.

fuzzy hat and plastic sunglasses

here is a tiny child holding an equally small kite. image has been magnified.

holding kite

creating wind resistance is the key to flying a kite. this is how you are supposed to create wind resistance.

running with kite

looking really serious here

standing on bridge looking serious

this is a picture with a warm filter applied to it. to make it look warm and stylish. actually, all of these photos had warm filters on them to some extent

warm sunglasses