oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.

stephen eggers

i am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.

if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why i didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.

also, here is a picture of my cat:

kitty eggers

maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"

but do not worry i will not post another picture of my cat.

oh my goodness

you have stumbled upon some photos that i took

me and gary decided to walk up the street and take pictures of me and gary

this is obviously not gary stephen under a tree

also obviously not gary dandelions next to a fire hydrant

obviously gary gary under a tree with shifty eyes